As you wish.

ronoh:

I cannot get over Achilles’ face in this painting. Holy shit.
He’s totally like: “Oh god, mom, put a fucking shirt on, I mean, what are you even doing? Can’t you see I’m busy lamenting the death of my boyfriend? Like I really need to see your tits at a time like this— YOU’RE SO EMBARRASSING MOM GAWD.”
And the rest of the Greeks are jazz-handsing in the background. They’re all ‘WOAH LOOK AT THAT TOTALLY WICKED SET OF TITS— I MEAN ARMOUR. WOAH’

Let me just say that this is the best interpretation of a painting I have ever seen

^^^^

no mom

mom no

NO

omygods

FUCKING JAZZ HANDS YES

I cannot get over Achilles’ face in this painting. Holy shit.

He’s totally like: “Oh god, mom, put a fucking shirt on, I mean, what are you even doing? Can’t you see I’m busy lamenting the death of my boyfriend? Like I really need to see your tits at a time like this— YOU’RE SO EMBARRASSING MOM GAWD.”

And the rest of the Greeks are jazz-handsing in the background. They’re all ‘WOAH LOOK AT THAT TOTALLY WICKED SET OF TITS— I MEAN ARMOUR. WOAH’

Let me just say that this is the best interpretation of a painting I have ever seen

^^^^

no mom

mom no

NO

omygods

FUCKING JAZZ HANDS YES

tyleroakley:

If I were the Queen, I would wave to my peasants like this.

gemmyd:

so you can drink a drink but you can’t food a food

thealawl:

makeupwhatever:

Get that dirt off your shoulder.

dirt aka the republican party

theblackship:

damegreywulf:

-onyourknees:

the fact that he tried so hard to estimate how far he’d need to jump to make it on the couch and then not making it omfg

my heart just exploded a little

he forgot to factor in how slick the table was

egbert-tier:

i am so fucking done with this text book.